Oranges are Apple’s Natural Predators: Hand Lettered

serotnin:

serotnin:

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

sargentsgf:

look i don’t know anything about the olympics but…

…mood.

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

what goes thru a white boy’s mind when they get dressed like

“u know what’ll go great with these basketball shorts? socks with little marijaunas”

hugmebrotha16:

accio-shitpost:

so in philosopher’s stone, quirrell does actually address voldy as ‘lord voldemort’ not ‘the dark lord’, making him the only follower of voldemort shown to do so iirc. i know the reason for this is most likely just that it was the first book and jkr hadn’t ironed out all the details yet, but i like the idea that living with him on the back of your head for a year or so gets you first-name privileges

poefinn:

poefinn:

poefinn:

College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

A sequel

fur-bies:

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D